Super Glue Disaster!!!

 5.1.2007

Dear Journal,

Yesterday I watch X- Files and I didn't sleep a wink and today I feel very sad.  Something really funny happened today.  Ms. Ronald told Luke to bring an Alteco super glue from the office to paste a missing piece of wood from the table ( Alteco Super glue is a horribly sticky gum the adults use). Luke came running and gave Ms. Ronald the super glue. Well after Ms. Ronald made use of the super glue she gave it to Luke who was too bored to go to the office so he just secretly kept it on a bean bag which was there (these bean bags were full of beans I think and they were given to us to sit on in the intervals and free periods, It is quite comfy to the butt). Jeff (a cute Russian boy with blond hair and blue eyes) sat on one of these bean bags in the interval. So after the interval was over he got up and Lo and Behold the bean bag was stuck to his butt! We tried and tried to pull it off but he kept scream so we called our teacher Ms. Ronald and what she did was to cut the area which was not stuck to his butt. Poor Jeff (cutie pie) still had a big red patch of cloth stuck to his white shorts. One of the girls whispered that it reminded her of a patch she saw on an older girl’s skirt (maybe she spilled paint all over her butt. It happens you know.) Then she found the super glue Luke hid and she started scolding him. Then she took Jeff to the principal’s office to take off the rest of the bean bag. Later Jeff came with a new pair of shorts. One of the boys told me Ms, Ronald has had to cut a small piece of Jeff’s butt to take off his shorts and that yet he had little red pieces of thread stuck to his butt. Anyway poor Jeff wasn’t able to sit for the whole day because he had a sore butt and one of the boys told me he wouldn’t be able to sit properly for at least a week. At least I found out that bean bags were filled with tiny regiform balls and not bean seeds.

Yours loving,

Apsara